Monday, April 13, 2009

April 8

Tried to do the workout at the Y, but honestly we just ran out of time. I had to go get the kids before the daycare closed.

Maybe if I was faster...

But the lifeguard, who is a teenage girl, kept singing along with the radio, which should prove to many men my age that teenage girls aren't sexy, because they're mostly just annoying. But what was most annoying about her was when I asked her if the drills should be maximum effort, she said, "Shouldn't be." Then she said it should take a maximum of 20 seconds from one side of the pool to the other. Then she said, "MAX, it should be 20 seconds MAX."

"But I just started training in swimming!" I didn't say.
"Well then you are a failure," she didn't say. But actually she kind of did.

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